Stay Sexy, March Madness
March 19th, 2010
I’ve never understood March Madness. Not because I don’t like basketball or because I don’t get the fuss over college sports (OK, maybe that’s a little true). It mostly because I don’t follow any sports with enough regularity to know who’s doing what or why any of it matters.
However, this year, as a perk with my new job, I was invited to take part in the office March Madness bracket. While I was at first reluctant to display my ignorance for all to see, the latest issue of Esquire arrived just in time to offer up a solution—their Sexiest Woman Alive bracket.
I’d seen it as I was flipping through the pages and just thought it was a fun thing to get cats who are really into sports to take pause and think about beautiful women for a few minutes. Then I considered that maybe this was actually created with guys like me in mind who couldn’t care less about sports. I mean, I don’t know any of the schools or teams in the NCAA but I’m all right with figuring out who the hottie du jour is (although I did have to look up a few).
So I took all of my picks and essentially mapped them onto the NCAA bracket, then added them to the office pool. I have to admit, it’s made March Madness fun for me for the first time ever. Now to see if my taste in sexy ladies pays off.
Round 1
After the first round, here are my picks that are moving on:
- Beyonce
- Rihanna
- Katy Perry
- Ana Ivanovic
- Gina Carano
- Tanith Belbin
- Megan Fox
- Marion Cotillard
- Penelope Cruz
- Eva Mendes
- Ashley Greene
- Lindsey Vonn & Julia Mancuso
- Jessica Alba
- Zoe Saldana
- Christina Hendricks
- Bianna Golodryga
- Gisele Bundchen
- Adriana Lima
- Alessandra Ambrosio
- Natalie Gulbis
- Blake Lively
Not bad for what I figured would be a fun gag. I’ll let you guess who made it all the way to the end, and while you’re at it, why not pick your own?




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